The death of a sectional; Birth of a living room

After years of the grubby fingers of children and their markers, food and mess coupled with three scratching and dirty dogs, our living room furniture finally gave up the fight and died. It had been on a downward spiral and even expert help couldn't save it. We decided to put it down before it (we) had to suffer anymore.
Hopefully soon it will be in a better place – like a frat house.
It is survived by a wooden stool and some corduroy cubes. Donations may be sent to the family at Bank of America.
The proud owners, Jeff & Michelle along with their daughter Hayley, are pleased to announce the partial arrival of a new living room. Most arrives today and bookcase on the 18th and 26th.
Please pray for the health and stability of the new furniture as we have no idea of its lifespan.