Top 10 Parenting Christmas Wishes
I dream. I imagine. I wish. But, sometimes, I dream, imagine and wish for the impossible. As a parent, I am sure, you'd understand what I will be talking about…
Here are my Top 10 Parenting Christmas Wishes… all of which are impossible to have:
10. To have an invisible fourth hand.
9. To have an invisible eye behind my head.
8. To be able to read a teenager's mind.
7. To be able to hypnotize my son to eat more vegetables
6. To have an appropriate answer for every question a toddler has.
5. For my battery to last longer than my children's who are like Energizer bunnies.
4. To have an invisible third hand.
3. To have a parenting manual that really works.
2. To develop "patience" as my strongest value.
1. For a day to last 48 hours so I can get 8 hours of sleep and still have enough time to do everything else.
December 20th, 2006 at 4:48 am
Ditto!!!