Weather
Dear Mother Nature,
I know it's a lot to ask but could you decide if it is summer or fall for sure? My child has clothes from both seasons spread out like a fan. Normally it is just one clothing mess but now it is two.
One day jeans, boots and long sleeve shirt – the next day shorts, tank top and flipflops. I'm baffled, she's baffled and one wrong daily weather guess and she might freeze or combust depending on the day.
I know global warming is a big deal but if you could get on this weather thing, we'd appreciate it! Fashion is a cruel mistress in the fourth grade after all.