Have you ever witnessed a heated SAHM vs. WOM argument? Well, I have got an article that would knock your (and those moms who are arguing) socks off. It's an interesting take on why a mom with an equally interesting job chose to work.

Do read, "At Work I'm A Prostitute, But At Home I'm Just Mom."

"When I'm at work, I go by lots of names: baby, honey, b*tch, sl*t, c*m dumpster. A small handful of johns even call me by my street name, Queenie. But when 5 a.m. rolls around and the work day's done, I walk through that front door of my house and I've got one name and one name only: Mom."

Before you get a heart-attack, it's just a parody from The Onion. A very funny one which might help in cooling down that mommy war you are witnessing.